Saturday, June 13, 2020

News From The News: Potato Olympics: Piper the Potato

The Potato Olympics is a time for all the spuds to come together in a time of festivity, frolic, and fun. But this is no game. It is a once in a lifetime event for athletes of all ages (some over 60, some under 25) to come together to prove who is the CHAMPION! It is so important, that even though school was out, this happened online. Piper the Potato is quite a young competitor who is hoping to win for the greater good: stopping the creation of tater tots.  Here is her biography.

Piper the Potato is from Peru. Her partner is a perfectly plump pomegranate. 

Born: In Peru (majority of family was born in Ireland)
Family: She is the only girl in her inner family (other than Mom) so she is very competitive. Piper's family kept migrating, so they wouldn't turn into French Fries. (They did stay in France with some eggs for a year) But after Piper was born, they settled down in the US of A.
The Olympics: Piper is entering the Olympics because she wants to be famous, and she wants to convince people to stop eating potato chips. She lost her uncle that way. He got put in a barbecue flavored Lays bag
Personality: She is funny but hard working.
Dreams: She wants to be in history as the winner of the 2020 Potato Olympics.


I hoped this feature helped you understand the history of our awesome athlete, our professional potato player. Stay tuned for more news from this channel News From the News, and keep your eyes (and ears!) open for for from this segment, the Potato Olympics.

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