Going arrghhh!

Sick child: I don't want milk
Me: Drink at least half of it
Her: Fine!! I want to drink the bottom half first!
Me: ..
#perksOfMomhood

Celebrating Love

Her: What do you want for Mothers's day?
Me: A day where you listen to and do everything I say.
Her: oh .... (walking away) Mother's day is already over in India!

"Joke"

"You can eat a sundae on a Saturday, but you can't eat a Saturday on a Sunday"
When she 'invents' the joke and laughs for it herself you know it is going alright.

Pretty much

Me: Next it asks, "What's your favourite thing to say"

Her: "I don't know!"

Me: ...

Her: I win

Facepalm

He: Hey, did you finish the homework?

Her:

He: DID you finish your homework?

Her: (without taking eye off TV) Hmmm..

He: (flips thru the homework book) Where?! Not even a single page is done!

Her: Oh, forgot. I wrote in invisible ink. I will fill it with the normal pen later!

Translation

(trying to test her Tamil skills)

Me: What does "kittaka vaa" mean?
Mine: 'Come close'
Me: It actually means, 'come closer'
Mine: Ok. But I was close!

When tomorrow becomes a today, it makes it easier to spell

Me: Can you spell 'today'?
Mine: T-O-D-A-Y
Me: Can you spell 'tomorrow'?
Mine: umm.... can I spell it tomorrow?

Questions I have to field

"Are we in a story book, Mummy?!"

Are we?

IDEK

*boys step out to go to the Casino*

28yo: Oh...wow.. Now its only us girls..

30yo: Yeyay!! How fun is it going to be?!

4yo: So much...because boys are so unfun!!

Here's a scary thought.

Plan for costume shopping. Ask kid, "What do you want to be?". Get reply, "Mommy"!

Happy Halloween.

Still thinking

When a four year old asks, "Why does today comes everyday?" #idek