#justWhatThirdGradersSay

I don't trust honey

#idek #eatOnlyOrganic

Facepalm

He: Hey, did you finish the homework?

Her:

He: DID you finish your homework?

Her: (without taking eye off TV) Hmmm..

He: (flips thru the homework book) Where?! Not even a single page is done!

Her: Oh, forgot. I wrote in invisible ink. I will fill it with the normal pen later!

Questions I have to field

"Are we in a story book, Mummy?!"

Are we?

Thanksgiving

"I'm thankful for my family and my pets"

Really

"Whats Alive mean, Amma?"

Still thinking

When a four year old asks, "Why does today comes everyday?" #idek

I am nots

Don't call me yerrum-maadu.. I'm just a cow!!

*buffalo

S, 3 yrs

"I' am not silly. I'am is funny"